Step AWAY from the melon

The horrifying midnight watermelon massacre! If you look out the window over Mark's shoulder, you might be able to see a shadow of a half-goat, half-man creature leering in. There were some strange rustlings in the bushes outside the house last night. Maybe the goat-man legends are true. We will have to have the picture enhanced in order to see if the horrifying image is real or just a lighting trick. Perhaps we don't even want to know the truth.