The Gates of Hess

View from the winery. Two figures missing from this view are : 1) The goat-man of St. Jean and 2) The "Legless Red Bikini Man of Napa". Both of these colorful figures are the subject of substantial controversy among the locals. Don and Mark are skeptical of both of these legends, assuming they are merely over-blown local legends exaggerated to terrify tourists. But I believe I may have actually seen the legless red bikini man of Napa on the way to this winery while I was speaking with Emily. Perhaps the focus of supernatural powers is what caused our connection to go dead. On the way back, of course, he was gone...off to cavort in the mysterious woods of Napa.